the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.
My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.
A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
An activity which consists of four people, three in the spitroast position and the fourth member squatting over the spitroastee taking a shit.
Louise: Lets take this spitroast to the next level.
Sam: Let's turn it into a sloppy BBQ.
A Sloppy Stiggy is a blowjob post anal with amounts of spit that nearly clean the penis of poop residue
Dude I brought that chick home and she gave me a sloppy stiggy
When two girls have lesbian sex, then a third girl comes in for sloppy seconds
Janette had a Sloppy Tuesday with Rabecca last night