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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 13, 2019


Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM

I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.

by greeneggsnshmeegle March 13, 2018


Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.

My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.

by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 23, 2019


sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 27, 2014


Sloppy BBQ

An activity which consists of four people, three in the spitroast position and the fourth member squatting over the spitroastee taking a shit.

Louise: Lets take this spitroast to the next level.

Sam: Let's turn it into a sloppy BBQ.

by CodeMasterBob March 1, 2018


sloppy stiggy

A Sloppy Stiggy is a blowjob post anal with amounts of spit that nearly clean the penis of poop residue

Dude I brought that chick home and she gave me a sloppy stiggy

by Magoo1235!* February 17, 2020


Sloppy Tuesday

When two girls have lesbian sex, then a third girl comes in for sloppy seconds

Janette had a Sloppy Tuesday with Rabecca last night

by Tominator733 July 7, 2019