Ripping a sticky

The act of masturbating and blowing your load all over casuals making them sticky with shame

Dude I went 27 and 0, I was "ripping a sticky" on this guy so hard I had to start tea bagging him

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Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

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Sticky Sarah

The act of spraying whipped cream into a females ass hole and getting her to fart it our onto the mans penis

Sarah gave me her Sticky Sarah supreme last night

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Sticky Zipper

Sticky Zipper is a reference to hiding your substance stash by zipping the baggie into the fly of your pants or Sticky Button for button fly jeans.

The police office patted me down but did not find my sticky zipper, sticky button hidden in the crotch.

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sticky nuke

when a guy ejactulates into a marker and shoves it into a lower oriface

its sticky nuke time!

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Sticky Pandemic

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face whilst proceeding to spread it round like facial cream, leaving it for a couple hours to harden up, then creating a safety mask for an ongoing pandemic.

My girl had no masks left so i had to give her the “sticky pandemic”

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Sticky Ricky

When you are so fat that you get permanent swamp ass. Other symptoms include penis zits, green piss, and homosexual desires for men in tight pants.

Dude, I think you gave me another Sticky Ricky, maybe we should get a physical.

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