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When you're playing frisbee on the beach and you are running for it and you fall in the sand get sand on yo buns and then roll up in a beach towel
_your name here__ became a beach taco
__your name here__ became a beach taco
When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.
Bro: How was that Tinder date last night?
Guy: You know, I gave her that Hoppy Taco.
A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
The female equivalent of cock-blocking
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
Fry bread featuring taco fixings. It's a popular native dish, often for sale at native events. You take fried bread then add to it as you wish. People usually add sour cream, beef, cheese, lettuce and salsa.
If you talk about a woman's Indian taco, the term refers to her vagina. On the West Coast of Canada, in many reservations and in the city, lay native jokes about eating a woman's Indian taco.
Want to come over later? My aunty is making Indian tacos!
Guy 1: Wow, what a smokin' hot girl. I'd love to eat her Indian Taco.
Guy 2: My cousin slept with her. She's gorgeous but he said her Indian taco tasted like hot dog water.
The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.
Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.