British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case

Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that

British penetration

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.

God damn, he gave him a british penetration

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

British baller

Y’all wanna be me so bad

British baller is a positive person

british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.

Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."