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Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
Going down on the manhood.
"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"
The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."
Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."
Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.
Example one:
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.
Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.
"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."