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Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 8, 2014


mighty mexicans

Democratic Revolutionary party ( will give OIL money to the people )

Anti-poverty mighty mexicans (PRD) mexican election VAYA! who ever wins lets clean up mexican mud & El paso border.

If mighty mexicans stop poverty gringos will rush into mexico. Land of mucho sun, beaches, good food, music, no guns, nice people, no El Bandito Ole'.....

by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006


Mexican Moped

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

by Christov September 11, 2012


Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019


mexican miguel

a porn addict who liked to beat the meat and likes to play with his joystick and likes that ebony booty

he is such a mexican miguel

by a.rare.mexican February 22, 2017


mexican fallout

This is the free falling nuclear waste bowel movement that occurs the morning after a hefty Mexican plate dinner. Usually a combination of beef taco, cheese enchilada, and a tamale. This event can be found locally in some regions, but may require travel for some.

I am not sure if you are sick or if that is Mexican fallout but for the love of god turn on the vent.

by AirSupport March 12, 2016


Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018