Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.
"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"
Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife
Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
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Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting
Jess: ew look that girl
Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting
Means calm down, like chill out.
"I have way too much work to do man!!"
"Chill your minge, it'll be alright"