leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

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ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

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magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks)

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!

Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.

I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!

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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

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im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

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