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The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.
John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.
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After a long night of drinking and eating nothing but pizza and sausage biscuts on a car trip. One of the pasengers in the car emits a fart that smells so bad that all four windows of the car must be rolled down.
That was a smelly fart joel ripped but brent's was the only four window of the trip.
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a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.
A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.
when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.
window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.
window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.
As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.
I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.
Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
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A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non
Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
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a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker
stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old
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Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.
When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.
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The appropriate amount of time before one can begin creeping a newly added follower on social media.
I don't want to violate the creep window so I am going to wait 20 minutes before creeping my new follower on twitter.
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