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A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
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A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house
The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.
The hair starting around your lower stomach/belly button (on a guy) area and leads all the way down to your lovin’ areas, hence, trail of love. It is not a fucking Happy Trail.
“You really need to shave that”
“Its a trail of love baby, don’t hate”
Well indain trail in addison hmm... yee last year before Corona virus hella fights, and that one time were hella people were following this kid all over the school but the kid they were looking for was outside in the school bus hella shit went down. Hella hoes in that school there's that one group of girls aka cool kids and that group of boys the gangster ones. This one dude that dated bout 5 girls at the same time. Teachers were getting so mad cause students didn't really do shit lmao. More gang members or what ever they think. Just be careful if you go to this school cuz trust me if your new nd you claim crip or kings good luck to you your getting jumped on your first day. And also over the summer people got exposed for being trumps supporters haha viva Mexico puto🇲🇽🇲🇽
Omg mom I don't want to go to indain trail there's lots of fights and scary ass people.
Upon being intimate with your significant other, trail riding is when you rub your genitals between their butt cheeks.
The other day got pretty heated between Greg and I, during foreplay he began trail riding me without even asking... NOT COOL but low-key kinda liked it.