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War-Bison

When a person is so obese and ugly that it makes you want to saddle him/her, reign them, and ride them into battle.

While on my way to Sun Taco a heard of war-bisons were exiting the local feed pen (aka McDonalds) to head back to their watering hole (aka Coldstones).

by todd's production nation November 10, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Poke War

A poke war is facebook sex.

Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.

by Missygal8 February 26, 2010

305πŸ‘ 187πŸ‘Ž


Guild Wars

A game which is pretty addicting but not as much as WoW. No monthly fees which rocks.

At times it can get addicting. I played for 10 hours straight the other day

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Playing Guild Wars
Dude 1: Well wanna come to the pool?
Dude 2: I guess man..Gimme 10 minuets to finish up, I'm ABin
Dude 1: Alright whata bout you Dude 3
Dude 3: Nah, i gotta a raid in WoW and I cannot miss that.

by Slipknot4133 August 12, 2008

42πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


cold war

a period of rivalry that included a nuclear arms race between the West and Communist countriesβ€”primarily between the US and the former USSRβ€”over global primacy. It began just after WWII and lasted until the fall of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s when the USSR dissolved. It left the USSR bankrupt, and the fall of the communists dissolved the USSR into separate countries now known as the Commonwealth of Independent States. The US then became the soul superpower in the world. During the cold war, the Soviets sent the first person into outer space, but it was the US that landed on the moon. The cold war led to the Red Scare, a fear of Communism in America by which people would build bomb shelters in case the Soviet Union attacked. In the 1960s, the USSR and the US nearly went to war over the Cuban Missle Crisis. In the 1980s President Ronald Reagan called the Soviet Union an β€œevil empire” and boldly demanded that they tear down the Berlin Wall.

The Cold War was basically of "war of wrods" between the US and the Societs for 5 decades.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 16, 2008

35πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


war pig

An extremely ugly, undesirable female.

I got drunk and ended up getting it on with this war pig.

by demander January 17, 2003

99πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


war on

It's actually one word ... waron ... rhymes with "moron" ... a totally inept soldier who's more of a liability to himself and his own troops than he is to the enemy ... doesn't know one end of a rifle from the other.

Look at that dumbass waron trying to peel a hand grenade!!!

by SpyGuy March 3, 2004

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


War On Terror

a political catch phrase that gives news media boobs like those in CNN and FOX News something to package up and present as entertainment for the armchair warriors to watch on TV and cheer while the economy continues its decline unnoticed.

1. the phrase "war on terror" was used by some Congress members when Libya and the United States forces were fighting in 1986. The Libyan government was accused of orchestrating terrorist attacks all around the Mediterrean Sea, the Middle East and Europe.

2. when Bill Clinton launched missile attacks against al-Qaida bases in Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998, the term "war on terror" was also used.

3. after the horrible 9/11 attacks the term "war on terror" was used once again, this time George W. Bush said it.

4. Come to think of it, with the various definitions of "terror" maybe there's always been a War On Terror thruout most of history. Fancy cutesy-wutsey terms boost ratings and sell papers. After all, we've had a "War On Drugs", the Cold War ended in 1989, and when I was in the San Francisco Bay area the mayor launched her "War On Graffiti". Then lately some fundies griped about a "War On Christmas" that really ain't happening. Makes certain people look good, I guess. Give me a buzz when the war ends in victory. I'm outta here.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 20, 2009

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