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Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes

Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings

by Silkett October 18, 2020


Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013


Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland

That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.

by I'm not as think as you drunk May 18, 2014


wash yo bootie

You stank in between yo legs and need to clean it up.for real, that shit aint cute and un-natural.

"Gurrl and/or heffa, you need to wash yo bootie"

by B-B-G October 24, 2008


muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 18, 2015


Saggy Sac Wash

When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.

I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"

by jdizzell April 29, 2014


Germantown Car Wash

Germantown Car Wash
Noun.

Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.

Typically done by people from germantown.

Typically done before and/or after gym class

Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash

Guy 2: Gross

by QuincyDictionary January 8, 2018