whale woman, otherwise known as a janet, is so called due to the high pitched sounds that frequently come out of her mouth. These sound can be brought on by situations of humour and or situations when her friends are needed by her side.
whale woman : neeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhoooooooooooooom......
yes janet?
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A promiscuous, obese woman.
Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.
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An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."
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It is an expression used to describe a woman's vagina. Because, whale, it looks like one.
Dude, I wish there was an emoticon for a whale smile.
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Rejecting unattractive people at the entrance to a party or event.
The last time I heard of anything like this was my roommateβs fraternity. They had βwhale gatesβ at the door, and subjected many young women to horrifying humiliation. Apparently some bouncers donβt grow up.
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a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
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A man who gets drunk and loses all standards for women
I got way to fuckin drunk and hooked up with some fat ass bitches. Man i'm a whale rider
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