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Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas
Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.
See: Gerard Way
"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."
"Oh, MCR huh?"
The person who can light up an entire room with one exhilaration of gas
yo i heard kevin hart was the stink king he farted and made the entire cast evacuate
A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen
Oi mate. Wanna come down kings hill for a couple of fags
The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.
“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”
Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)
YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍
6👍 1👎
A fully engorged, raging hard on.
All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.
She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.