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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010


the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."

"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"

by silverbackjp November 6, 2013


Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale March 28, 2012


Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 11, 2023


Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 2, 2023


Wipe Hype

It is the sense of euphoria a Rust player receives when they know Thursday wipe is coming in a few days, or even a few hours.

Justin: GUYS, WIPE IS IN 3 MINUTES, GET IN THE QUEUE!

Zack: LETSSS GOOO WIPE HYPE!!!!

by Slap snack god June 16, 2022


Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.

Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!

by Slap snack god June 9, 2022