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When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there
“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”
A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.
The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.
What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit
*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”
Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”
When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.
Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day