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Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019


Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011


TikTok sports

Any kind of sport that can be viewed or played on TikTok.

TikTok Sports are the best.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022


sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 13, 2017


yay sports

Multiple meanings -

1. A way for a non sports fan to show support, indicating a let's do this attitude.

2. A way to tell friends something good happened in a sporting event

*Phillies win the NLCS* "yay sports!"

by Cmoro October 15, 2022


sunday sport

activity done during Sunday that consists of staying at home in comfortable clothes, enjoy a skin care routine (both masks and eye patches) while you watch your favorite series. It is recommended to bring along a drink to pass the time (ex: wine, beer or coffee) and to add additional value to the 'Sunday Sport; experience, eating comfort food or your favorite food / craving

Friend: What are your plans for today?

Basic Bitch: Not much, I'll be sunday sporting all day long.

by czarinaoviedo June 20, 2020


Nintendo sports

Rip version of wii

Hey im playing this trash game called nintendo sports. |Other person: i only play with people who use wii 🙄

by Slim shady madey katy June 10, 2022