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when you accidentally fall into quicksand without noticing and say "whoops!"
man: i just fell into some quicksand without noticing and committed whoopsand act!
A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
"To this point, we do believe that the explosion was an intentional act," police spokesman Don Aaron told reporters.
when you act like your popular and well fit and really good looking
you act like your peng but you aren’t
I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured
Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh