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A Chinese guy with a giant dick
On American Dad (S10E5), Ma Ma sets Hayley up with Big Wang Bai
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The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
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When yo name is Bah Bay BOO... you pull hoez like its nothin, yo shot on da bball court is so damn wet, your one sexy basterd, and your pro at bowling.
Girl- Damn is that Bah Bay BOO over there goin pro at bowling?
Other girl- Duh who else is that fine while bowling and pullin hoez.
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Feral Looking Girls That Wear Way too Much Make Up And Are Obssesed With Fake Hair Extensions That Dont Even Match Their Hair Colour...
This Includes Every Girl At Comet Bay College Except:
Melanie Anderson
Teagan Campbell
Laura Howarth
Courtney Mays
Reine Attherton
Sarah Steeltodde
Romaine Crowhurst
Tamika Howard
Maddy Bone
Chloe Knight
SG Unit
Zoe Perella
Taylah Gibson
Rachel Orrel
Kaycee Walker
Teneale Buttface
Elidh Rands
Jordann :)
Ashley Revell
Abbie Snelling
Beth Jones
Renae Ambrose
Danielle Peebles
Shelby Cary
Claire Dineley
Laura Harrison
Keona ....
Danielle Melville Maine
Kristen Tyull
Chevon...
ashleigh stone
Angela Wooley
If You Not Included Ur A Dog Or I Forget Your Name
..Oi Have You Seen Those Hell Skanky Try Hards That Go To Comet Bay?
..Yerr Those Comet Bay Chicks Are Dog Ugly Whores!
..Yerr Except For A Few Of Them
.. Some Of Them Are HOTT....
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the most successful and greatest football team even the winner of 12 nfl championships, three os them being super bowl. wear yellow helments with a white G outlined with green. wear green jerseys and yellow pants
the green bay packers won 12 not 7 nfl championships you dumbasses
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1st off its 12 World Championships, Not nine Dumbass, 2nd the Packers were actually started in 1919 but because the NFL wasn't created and they changed owners from the Indian Packing Company to the Acme Packing company, that gets confused. They also were very similar to Notre Dame because they used to were blue and gold Uniforms like notre dame and then would were green and gold for special occations. Eventaully changing to green and gold permanatly. Sorry to every one who thought they were Green becuase of Green Bay. Idiots!
Green Bay Packers: 1st and Best team in NFL
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The real America's Team.
Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"
Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"
Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."
Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."
Me: "Wow."
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