shit bricks

a way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)

Joe: I got a blowjob from a girl with purple eyes.

Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.

Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.

brick shithouse

an extremely fine woman

"dude, she's built like a brick shithouse

Brick House

A woman who's hip measurement is very similar to her bust measurement. Yet, holds a smaller waste measurement.

Pamela Anderson is a Brick House because she has large bust and hips with a small waste.

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

brick shithouse

Generally a term for a good looking woman with a large butt and breasts.

"Damn girl, your built like a brick shithouse!"

wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

Brick Diarrhea

While shitting bricks is done in 10 seconds,
brick diarrhea lasts for at leat 30 minutes.

I just found a Mindfuck-Picdump.
For an hour I suffered from severe Brick Diarrhea!