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Benjamin: bloody hell why you drinking so much tea?
Alan: I’m afraid I have British Fever
Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious
You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce
British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.
Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“
Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”