Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.
That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.
When a male has intercourse with another male from the same species, butt (pun intended) has an accident halfway through. (Explosive diarrhea)
Zoezabi: "Oh, that feels good."
Ricky: "Oh wait a second, I had spicy food earlier. Do you want to stop?"
Zoezabi: "No, let's keep on bumping unglies."
Ricky: "You're gonna get one hell of a kidney infection!"
Zoezabi: "That's alright, baby. I love my kidneys."
Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society
It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps
When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.
Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?
Good Old fashioned Jam. The one you have when everyone is singing as loud as they can to a song everyone knows and loves.
Dude me and Sam were riding around the other day and we had a healthy bump
(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.
(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.
(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.
(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.
When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.
(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"