When you use your large sagging wee wee to pop a pimple on your significant others face. To add on you also may excrete your load into the pimple to form a new one
Darlene that's a nasty pimple you got there, mind if I give it a Bump Kump?
When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.
Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?
When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.
(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"
The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
thots that jump around dick to dick but do it in a fashionable way
Earl said to Tone "A and S are thot bumps "