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The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.
I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.
A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.
When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.
When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.
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Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening
"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.
Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."
One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.
"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."
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The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
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A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.
Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.
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Cave pimple:
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A pimple that forms in your nose, that hurts whenever you smile, or make nose and or mouth movements of any kind.
Friend 1: knock, knock
Friend 2: who's there?
Friend 1: orange
Friend 2: orange who?
Friend 1: orange you glad I didn't make fun of that giant pimple in your nose
Friend 2: hey, that's not funny, it really hurts
Friend 3: yeah, cave pimples are for real bro
pimple
Another word for the asshole.
She took it right in the cinnamon cave!