drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

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Concho cowboy

Guy who gets with all rodeo cowgirls. Rodeo slut. Generic cowboy who puts up a front to impress cowgirls. Usually wears 'rock revival' pants and a shiny concho belt.Found in the southern states
Guy who knows all rodeo cowgirls. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet her friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever.

We went and picked up some of them Concho Cowboys after the rodeo

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Cowboy Chili

A slang word for marijuana

Ahhhh man we gotta get some dank cowboy chili later

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rowdy cowboy

getting so drunk you cant see, getting naked except for shoes, stick on moustoch and cowboy hat, then run round terrorising everyone/everything with your cock, but never be nasty, you must be polite and charming.

'yeeeee-------haaaa! ha pretty girl its rowdy cowboy time, what a lovley smile', then wipe your dick on her dress!

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cowboy up

A term describing a once illegal act between Aggies.

You look so hot in those tight wranglers. I am going to Cowboy Up that tonight.

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mexican cowboy

Beaner that orders 3 pepperoni from little ceasars every day. Drives a large white bean bean van and parks like a bitch. Wears cowboy hat and sunglasses inside of the store. Common smells like bee spray with his dusty ass.

Mexican cowboy ordered 3 pepperoni.

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the reverse cowboy

The most convenient seating position for multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion

2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-

I yelled "NO! GET OUT" at my little brother's friend when he caught me hittin' the reverse cowboy.

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