24 December

Day rick and Morty started there adventure

24 December was the best day ever

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december 17

common birthday amongst royalty and people named "arianna". these people are the most kind people you will ever meet. they are rare butterflies with beautiful smiles

d: hey whens yur bday?
arianna: december 17, why?
d: holeeeefaaakwkkk aowowowowoww my queen

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December 1st

A day to celebrate all the hotties being born. People born on this day are fun, out going, sexy and party rockers! If you know someone on this day you should be considered lucky.

Bob- "Wow that girl is amazing"
Jared-"yeah and cute"

Bob-"she must be born on December 1st"
Jared-"oh for sure"

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December 18

Today you can either

*Grab your bestfriend OR exes boob.
*Scream about tomatoes
*Or be extremely gay for a day
GOOD LUCK

Ex1- Oh look today's December 18

Ex2-What-
Ex1- grabs tit( Gets slapped)

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december 24th

a real niggas birthday

her birthday is on december 24th, she a real nigga.

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december 30

It’s your time: lose your virginity day. The year is almost coming to an end, grow those balls!

Remember December 30, at Jenna’s place? Unforgettable

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December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.

Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.

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