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What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 24, 2022


its not stealing if he did it first

when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

by Sebby294 May 3, 2021


Did I do good mister Yeat?

What drake says after recording his adlib in IDGAF

Drake- Did I do good mister Yeat?
Yeat- No

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023


How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard

Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024


He has the ability to do what he did

Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...

Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."

Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023


Did a Paki

Threw a cricket game. To engage in match fixing.

Pakistan just lost to USA at the T20 World Cup. Clearly they did a Paki.

by Raoul Monteban June 6, 2024


Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.

"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"

by TheCallMe January 25, 2022