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digital weenie

Noun: A nice way of saying dick pic

Guys from these dating sites wont stop with the digital weenies.

by DigitalPP August 20, 2017


Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.

Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.

by Rizree May 03, 2018


digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.

"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."

by deMONSTERative June 29, 2023


Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

by Sninck November 17, 2023


Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 03, 2021


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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 03, 2025


digital nudist

One who prefers using online passwords drawn from their personal life experiences thus leaving themselves naked to hackers and identity thieves. They are protected only by a slim veneer of hope that they might remain invisible among the crowd. They cling to recollections of past loves, former addresses, and autobiographical trivia and eschew any conformance with the advice of technocrats.

His cubicle partner was an avowed digital nudist.

by imprecise January 17, 2015