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"Yo bro let's jump off this cliff"
"I'mma dO iT fOr The VinEeEeEeEEEeee..."
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Implementation of the Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule after a marriage lasting more than 25 years ending in divorce.
Wow, I just met an awesome new girl. I think I need a Do Over after the last 27 years.
if some one has an important meeting ( e.g. with his/her boss), but doesn't show up, because he wasn't prepared)
Mr. Miller had to hand in his financereports, but he didn't have them finished jet, so he had to do the flex.
When you resign from your job but a worldwide pandemic derails your plans, so you beg for your old job back.
"I was going to take on a new job overseas but they had to go into harsh lockdown, so I ended up doing a Mig and stayed in Australia"
Leaving piss on the toilet seat instead of wiping it off after going to the bathroom.
I just went into the bathroom and the person before must have been doing a Julia! Gross!
When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book
"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz
Using multiple hashtags at once on a single post. They tend to be long, unknown and creative, awkward and/or just plain weird.
#tomorrowsmybirthdaysoImupforshanking
#thatsreallyillegalwhoops
#bitchdontkillmyvibe
#whitegirlprobs
#morewhitegirlprobs
"Woah man, that girl is SERIOUSLY doing the duffy."