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A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"
And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys
Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin
When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.
Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”
a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends
that person is a really good dolphin
someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck
teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile
student2: damn she is a dolphin
Dolphins look like large fish, but they are actually small whales. They belong to a family that includes the common dolphin as well as killer whales, or orcas.
Theres dolphins on the background as symphony plays!