Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

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Church league softball team

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.

Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.

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Falls Church High School

Falls Church High School, aka FCHS, is the smallest public school in Fairfax County. Widely known as the "ghetto school" it's still a part of one of the richest counties in the nation and it shows. Located on Jaguar Trail, FCHS is the home of the Jaguars and has a HUGE variety of students of different cultures, religions, and beliefs. Overall, a true melting pot typical of nova.

guy 1: Man, Falls Church High School is a ghetto ass school!
guy 2: Naw, dude, it's chill I went there!

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Separation of Church and State Denier

A person (in most cases a supporter of the Religious Right) who intentionally ignores the 1st amendment to advanced a certain religious groups moral agenda over another. Ignore the fact the 1st amendment clearly states that the U.S. can not endorse religion.
Clearly some one who cherry-picks the Constitution without any respect for the constitution as a whole.
These type of people tend to support or smpythise with Social Authoritarian(a.k.a. Radical Social Conservatives)
People who can't fully be trust with the reigns of Government.

Mike Huckabee is Separation of Church and State Denier

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Church of Jesus Christ-Christian

The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.

Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.

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National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

St Paul’s Church, Mauritius

A Spirit-led Anglican church on the paradise island of the dodos that has punched above its spiritual weight—a multicultural community whose impact has touched many lives through its caring, healing, and deliverance ministries, and social outreach works like hospital and prison visitations and free tuition.

St Paul’s Church, Mauritius is like salt and light to many locals, who are often disillusioned and demoralized by decades-long corruption, communalism, and compromises plaguing the nation—it offers them hope, while reminding them that God is their Vindicator, who sees all the wrongs and injustices they face, and who can’t wait to shower them with His love and peace that the world cannot give nor understand.

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