Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking
The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?
Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.
If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon
Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything
Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
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The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in
Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!
Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs