Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

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Iron Maiden

A tough bitch who has been through hell and is still resilient regardless of her many hardships, she still endures with no looking back, no complaints. No regrets.

"Wow Dude..Jill is an Iron maiden!"
"No matter what life throws at her she still endures !"
"She is Badass Diehard!"

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iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

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Iron Wolf

when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac

after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night

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Iron harvest

The female menstrual period.

I'd better stock up on iron rich foods, the iron harvest cometh and I am out of chocolate.

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Iron Man

Dead

just watched End Game, lol Iron Man jot rekt

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Iron man

a genius, billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist.

"iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can. Does he rust? Yes he does-and when he saw me turns to dust.

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