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This year went down in the history books as Haldor's year! 'Twas the year that he defied the laws of maths.
Remember when people thought 2012 was the year the world was gonna end?
The the month into 2020 when coronavirus hit the U.S. and everyone started buying toilet paper
It’s April 2020 ahhhhhh Can’t run out of toilet paper!!
Completely fucking ignore anyone named Bradley and flag on them every single day
Wow Shit it’s April 2020, can’t hang out with Bradley he is such a fucking deuchebag and I hate him
A word phrase used to describe something that may hold some truth, yet the time for that truth to remain valid has expired and therefore one using the word term would deem it null and void.
My friend of 20+ years just told us his REAL first name. I had no idea his middle name wasn't his first name. Our friend group agrees, his personality is totally aligned with his middle name, not his first name. While a lovely name, we "2020'd that".
Another example...
I went to the store for my curb side pick up order that I placed 1.5 hrs. ago because I received notification "my order was ready". However, upon arrival, the store front was black as night and totally closed. They adjusted their store hours to reflect the latest state mandated "Phased" social requirements. My bad for trying to support local businesses. 2020 that.
On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.
The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.
When a period of time feels like it lasted way longer than it actually did.
"Dude, the sonic movie came out this year"
"No way man. That's some 2020 time"