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The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)
Name that Word inexplicable even by aliens, meaningless but significant
Jose Rodrigo is not important but it does matter
intj latino king who religiously dry scoops. santiago is massively built and is rumored to have slept with women in all 195 countries. good with his hands. beautiful eyes. and a dumpy
person 1: i love jose santiago
person 2: me too
person 1: shut up he’s mine
person 2: ok
The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter
He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor
He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
The act of taking a poop before showering, and wiping with your hand in the shower instead of toilet paper.
Dude, josing is so much better than wiping. It doesn’t waste toilet paper, and it feels good
Josing is basically another word to say joking but with a bit of a slang to it
“Bro stop playing!”
Chill I was just josing with you!