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1. to retire, particularly from teaching
(short for "kick the apple off the desk")
Mr. Johns kicked the apple last year.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.
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Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
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wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch
i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.
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The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.
Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*
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One of many synonyms for "die".
"My grandma died on May 12th of 2000. She was gonna try to hold off until May 17th, which was when my grandpa died, but ultimately she kicked the bucket."
-me
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Halarious reality show where a man with huge orange hair runs around and kids people in the nuts. He then laughs and shows them the camera.
Johnny was playing basketball when all of a sudden a strange man kicked him in the nuts.
Check out Channel101.com for more information.
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Almost same definition as "Kick Ass"
The word is used if the person is experiencing comfort in any kind, or has it very good in other ways.
This word is only used in a town called Skien in Norway.
Acctually it's only used in a place called Falkum. Wich is a part of the town, Skien.
There is only about 15 +/1 ppl who use this word frequently.
The word comes from the tv show "South park".
The kids there frequently use the word "Kick-Ass".
So we started using it.
And in one episode there is a guy called "Fat abbot".
So we started calling fat ppl for "Fat abbot".
But one night one of my friends used this variant: This was really "Kick abbot" instead of "Kick Ass". And that is how the word was born.
If you sit down in a really comfy chair you can say "Ohh, this was Kick-Abbot"
Or if you drink something that is really good you can say "Ohh, this was Kick-Abbot"
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