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Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

by Skullcapp June 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself

Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-

by dcember3092 January 28, 2011

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Habitual masturbator

Pertaining to a 'habit' of masturbation.
Also pertains to 'habitat,' per example of inability to masturbate outside of own habitat/ surrounding.
Although voyeurs may exhibit a 'habit' of masturbation, non-voyeurs are unable to exhibit 'habitual' masturbation traits.
'Habitat' defines the ability to masturbate in a certain place, and/or the inability to do so in another.
'Habit' defines 'Chronic masturbation.'

Sharon Stone's character Carly Norris in the movie: Sliver, is a habitual masturbator on account of her chronic masturbation in the shower. She exhibits a habit of chronic masturbation within the comfortable confinements of her own habitat.

Chronic and/or excessive masturbation.
Voyeurism.

by 1mp3rial December 31, 2011

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that they cannot possibly understand.

Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!

by intdes April 25, 2010

36πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


mental masturbation

1. In academics it is the practice of using faulty premises to draw a conclusion.

2. The pretense of superior knowledge or intelligence by claiming conjecture, theory, feeling or opinion as fact.

The facts used to describe the cause of Global warming is an exercise in mental masturbation.

by unlending May 9, 2009

22πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Mental Masturbation

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

by Equites April 10, 2004

29πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.

β€˜Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’

by Pretty in wellies January 24, 2007

16πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž