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An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!
Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie
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When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick
Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline
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weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.
Alabama-Weird, alabamians are a special kind of out of it.
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When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.
I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)
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When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.
My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.
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Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
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When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
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