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SKID MARK

A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011

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mr mark

He is a old ugly ass man that u don’t want in ur live

Read carefully mr mark

by Ryan_1667 February 10, 2018

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man marking

The act of clinging to a female all night to prevent and other males from attempting contact

Oi thom, let that girl breathe dude! You've been man marking her all night

by thejanitor7 November 24, 2014

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Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013

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marked cards

It is a cheating deck of poker cards, with invisible inks on it's back or cut-out on it's corner, often need special cameras or lens to detect them. The purpose is to know exactly what cards are being dealt to gain more winning probability.

Tom was caught in casino for cheating with marked cards.

by eyemarkedcards November 5, 2014

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Bite Marks

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Hurting yourself by, hitting yourself, digging your nails into yourself, and pinching yourself as ways to cope because you feel as if people well call you names (attention whore, freak, fake, ect.)

Itwas creating bite marks on its self during its panic attack

by Pukkyo June 18, 2021

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Mark Gish

in short, God or God like.

That guy has a Mark Gish body.

by working September 16, 2008

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