post whoring

To post on message boards for the sake of posting, to post useless things to raise your post count.

"Please stop postwhoring, posting 'lolz' is not constructive to these forums."

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facebook whore

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.

Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)

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console whore

Developer who thinks PC gaming is dying by pirating and therefore won't release their game on it, which could be fixed by not spending money on Anti-Pirate measures.

EA games, GTA IV, the list goes on, Like how Dan Houser has became a console whore.

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Trump Whoring

To use bigoted, demeaning, slanderous rhetoric to get attention for your political campaign from the media.
A political form of Attention whoring

Ann Coulter was Trump Whoring when she rushed to defend an political candidate for his racist comment towards a Judge

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Attention Whore

One who craves attention, and will do each and every possible minute/subtle thing in order to catch someone's attention.

These women, Attention Whores, may: Post pictures of themselves with a guitar they have no clue how to play on their Myspace/Facebook site. Hangs with fat and uninteresting friends to stand out to guys. Joins every Facebook group ever created. Dates an army guy she will never end up with just for the story.

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Whore Island

A beautiful island of exotic easy women or call-girls (just hookers if they die). Sexy jetsetters, or other people abusing the expense accounts of organizations such as spy agencies frequent this island. Although fun to think about, it is, regrettably, not a real place.

The agency doesn't exist for you to just jet off to Whore island!
That's not... a real place.

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whore's shower

The act of washing your hair and face in the sink when a shower or time is not available. Sometimes done in public restrooms.

Jim- "I don't have time for a shower before we leave, but there might be some women there."

Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."

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