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Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.
Chris was egg beating in the other room
Whenever something is cool or awesome.
"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."
When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers
“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”
When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"
Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".
Fred - Bummer dude....
defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
Well I beat the eagle! Where to next?
A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"
Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."
Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"
Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"
Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"
Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."
^ Anna is having a Mind Beating