poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..

Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!

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baby poon

The vagina of a prostitot.

Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.

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poon tent

The hood of the clitoris

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.

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Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.

Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.

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Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

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Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

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poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

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