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A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
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when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.
man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.
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this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly
"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"
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When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.
I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.
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When you put the coke in the loose pussy and make her sniff the pepper. She will queef and the cocaine will fountain up and look like snow.
I heard Alexander was snow queefing his bird the other day, what a guy.
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Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns
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When you accidentally get your siblings magic bubble wand blower and stick it up your vagina and it breaks in there. Then you queef with the liquid inside and it makes a bubble!
step bro: *accidentally walks in room* omg is that a queef bubble? that’s kinda hot.
me: *blushes* yes, but tell Josh (other sibling) I’m really sorry and it was an accident, I was really horny and my tight pussy broke it 😣
step bro: alright, we’ll just buy him another one, but we can fix your horniess for now 😏
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