My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!
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Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.
Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?
Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.
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The religious way to say tampon.
If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.
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A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal
"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."
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Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.
Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.
Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.
B: Hot like Satans ass crack?
Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!
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the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!
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In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com
Microsoft is more evil than Satan himself!
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