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(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.
"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."
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To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.
Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!
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To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea
Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...
I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.
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A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand
He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates
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boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours
I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!
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