Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
Another name for a person's tattoos.
"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"
When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.
an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.
Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"