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Colossal Squid

Bakugan

He is very colossal squid.

by yourlocalcockroach April 25, 2023


Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 27, 2023


Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019


Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 11, 2019


Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021


squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!

an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.

Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"

by joeohnobro March 31, 2022


Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022