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When you are texting one or more person and one of your text messages turns into a hybrid of the other texts.
Text one to Joe: Did you climb that hill this morning?
Text two to Beth: Did you go out with Jack and Jill last night?
Text three to John: Did you find any water in the basement?
Text four and hybrid texting (you, trying to respond to their responses--to John): Jack and Jill when up the hill to find water?
The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.
"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"
The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.
Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?
when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing
swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over
Noun.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.
Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.
Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.
Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.