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Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic
Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
person 1: "what's the definition of british?"
person 2: "tommyinnit."
responsible for the invention of racism. see white people
are you racist?
im british
so yes?
British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.
British is a great person
Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.
Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:
Is he British?
The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth
British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*