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Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022


British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023


British penetration

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.

God damn, he gave him a british penetration

by Nut in it March 12, 2021


British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 02, 2019


British baller

Y’all wanna be me so bad

British baller is a positive person

by yowhatup1279 November 22, 2021


British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024


British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 25, 2021