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When grandma brings you food and you get excited
Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink
Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack
“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!
A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
She is the best grandma in the world! She always makes you delicious cookies! And makes sure you like your Christmas present
Grandma Sudie made me some peanut butter oatmeal cookies!