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an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
(Slang)
To "see Strawberry Skies" is slang for having an orgasm. Usually a very good one
Girl 1: So how far did you and Dan take it last night?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!
To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in
Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff
Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow
State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.
Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity
A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.
He looks okay from behind.
He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.