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A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?
A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
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Hurting yourself by, hitting yourself, digging your nails into yourself, and pinching yourself as ways to cope because you feel as if people well call you names (attention whore, freak, fake, ect.)
Itwas creating bite marks on its self during its panic attack
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The act of clinging to a female all night to prevent and other males from attempting contact
Oi thom, let that girl breathe dude! You've been man marking her all night
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(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.
Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.
Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
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A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.
Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
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he is a member of NCT 127, NCT DREAM and SUPERM.
-shakespeare has been real quiet since mark lee dropped his quotes.
"AYO LISTEN UP NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO WE GO RESONATE RESONATE" -Mark Lee
Example:
Mark Lee made bitches mad when he is the center.
Mark Lee Talented
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