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Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.
Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
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When someone expresses redneckish love for the USA by having American flag clothing, items, etc.
Country Bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'
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A female from the Country who has the appearance of an Ogre. She sends multiple nudes in which she does the same boring pose.
She also has tits that resemble "poached eggs" but still thinks she is a babe.
"Damn, that girl is a real Country babe."
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Homoerotic teenagers who take their shirts off to run with their teachers (or coach). Often like to pee together, calling it a "Group Pee." In the morning, they shower together; at night, they eat pasta at a big round table.
The boys like to wear tiny shorts and touch each other. They have a love child from North Carolina named Mansa.
The girls are really flexible. One of them is in a relationship with an older rich man. One of them likes a River Hill boy. All of them could get their coach fired.
WARNING: There are multiple runners with hyperhidrosis on the team.
A.
1# Did you see those gay shirtless people running past us singing "I want it that way?"
2# Yeah man, That was the reservoir cross country team on their easy run.
B.
1#. Why were those girls "cat-cowing" at the start line?
2#. It's the Reservoir Cross country team! That what they do!
A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
Meaning, essentially bullshit. Out of this world shit. Lies, drama, things that don’t make any kind of sense at ALL.
Mom; Do you even love me anymore?
Me: Man, get outta here with that ‘country ass shit’
Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
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